How to be unsucessfull on Robocraft Garage

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mickaeldu52
Orange Apprentice
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1. Publish a robot

To be unsuccesfull in Robocraft Garage you need to publish a bot then add all informations possible and a big description so that peoples will skip your bot without rating.

2. Publish your bot

Here is one of the hardest steps, a lot of peoples abandon here and become popular after, but you need to be strong and show to everybody how you f****ng suxx (Sorry for bad words) !

3. Wait forever !

At this moment you're sure that all your work will be forgotten because another builder that is more popular than you will have published a bot so everybody will rate him instead of you !

4. Look at your bots and see nobody cares !

Now that your bot is in the 8547 page of the website you can look at the ratings and see that it worked ! Everybody skipped you and all your work can go into the trash because peoples can't even loose time to rate badly to explain why your bots are sh*t ! (Sorry bad words again ^^')

5. Realise that this Tutorial is just what i'm living !!!

Now let's be serious, if i'm doing this it's because i need some explications from the Robocraft Garage Community . . . Why i'm transparent here ? Why none of my bots never were on the Popular Bots section ? Why i never get even a bad rating ? Does my work can't have your time ?

I can't find explications for this ! Even if you don't like the bot why can't you leave a bad rating and explain why ? If i did this it's because i saw that i'm not the only one living that, a lot of peoples post some bots but then let down because nobody rate them ! And i'm one of them.

I really love this website, when i publish a bot i give every informations i can about it, and it take me 1:30 hours just for a description. But then why is my work ignored ? Why shoud i still post bots if i know somebody more popular will publish one after me where there is only 2 lines of description but the next day it's in the Popular Section ? I can't understand !

Even if the bot is bad it's not a reason to ignore peoples ! I mean the rating bar isn't from 8.0 to 10 so why ??

If i made this it's because i am sick of this, even in my Real Life i'm being ignored and i can't imagine others peoples living the same thing as me, so then we come on the Internet where you can make a lot of friends, you discover games like Robocraft, then a community like Robocraft Garage, so you try to join them by giving your work but you're being ignored again . . .

So please, i ask everybody here to rate a bot, even if you don't like it just do a comment to explain why ! You will loose like what, 2 minutes but at least the creator will know his work isn't be ignored and why you don't like the bot and then he will try to improve !

I hope this Tutorial will not be ignored (Even if i think it will be, i never made something peoples wanted to comment anyways ....) and that everybody could do this.

Also i hope this will help you in Real Life too, if like me you are forgotten then try to find somebody like you, and be friend with him so that you and him will be happier, and if you aren't forgotten then try to talk to them, this will only make them happier ! I know it's cliché but it's the reality! And it's not because we are on the Internet that all of this shoud go to trash c'mon ! I'm talking off Robocraft Garage because i want peoples to realise some peoples live this IRL before, then imagine they are doing this on Robocraft Garage too . . . I don't want to make somebody here guilty (I'm sure 98% of Robocraft Garage Community knows this and never did that), being ignored here isn't as serious as in the reality, but it's still not cool for the person.

I really hope you have a nice day, and that Robocraft Garage will finally be a place where you work is rewarded by a good rating or a bad one with explanations. (I also hope i will not get too much hate because of this ;-;)

Rate this like you want.


Comments and Ratings
iDiedTryn
1 year ago
starting to realize... you guys don't deserve my designs!
good luck trying to win a hacked out game taken over by hackers...
but.. I still love it! lmao
Zentro_Catson
1 year ago
Exactly my situation. I gave a lot of info on my well-built and designed tank and got 37 views. BUT NOONE EVER TAKED HIS TIME TO WRITE A COMMENT!!1!

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mickaeldu52
1 year ago
Then welcome to the club my friend ^^ (And thx)
dudutakaki
1 year ago
LET'S GO HAVE A TRHEESOME
what u say, is totaly correct... and i go see your other robots s2

Ratings 10.0 context and 5.0 presentation
mickaeldu52
1 year ago
Thank You ^^ I awnsered all of your comments, now you may have more informations on them ^^
dudutakaki
1 year ago
thanks :DD

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NakedJake
1 year ago
I want to kiss you

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Master_Hawk
1 year ago
same thing happens to me :( i posted 3 bots at about the same time and only one got rated...
SynergyCW
1 year ago
Typical life of me in this Site. So i stopped posting Bots. :/ Even tho most of my bots does well in battle. still.

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Abysmal
1 year ago
Post :)

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gtstarwars
1 year ago
i add alot of text, well more than most and i still get some rates

Ratings 8.5 context and 9.0 presentation
MegaBB
1 year ago
You just need some... *fame*
mickaeldu52
1 year ago
I just need to have some .... fai.... fame
Abysmal
1 year ago
*hugs OP*
Will rate your bots :)
Good on ya

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mickaeldu52
1 year ago
Thanks for the hug ! ^-^
Comm986
1 year ago
I don't normally don't look at tutorials but this one caught my eye. I agree with u completely and I'll be checking the boys of everyone who's commented here, I'm sick of crappy builds getting more views then good ones.

A few weeks ago I also added a tonne of users as favourites (those I deem to be the better builders on the site) I probably missed a few of them better builders.

PS for some reason the only bots of mine to ever get to the popular tab have been bombers, I don't know why though...

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mickaeldu52
1 year ago
Thanks man, i know a lot of peoples doesn't look tutorials x) I'm also sick of seeing crappy builds on the popular bots section but seeing very good bots being forgotten :c

Yes you probably did forgot some of them as not all the good builders publish bots everytime :p

My most popular bot is also a bomber (exept that he didn't join the popular section :p)

Herperlerpicus
1 year ago
Tbh my thumbnails are just cropped pics from the test mode xD, sometimes ill P/S out the cross hair if its in the way..

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mickaeldu52
1 year ago
Never took a screenshot in Test Mode, maybe i should try :3
Abysmal
1 year ago
Hit 'Ctrl' then move cursor out of sight. :D

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Herperlerpicus
1 year ago
From the test zone can't do that there :/

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Abysmal
1 year ago
Oh ^^:
I do in the garage

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PROPH3T
1 year ago
I weel the same :D And im also using the amazing Paint XD

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mickaeldu52
1 year ago
Well welcome fellow user of Paint and thank you ^p^
o0OLALO0o
1 year ago
I feel you. Like more people said, the thumbnail is extremely important. I think most people are just quickly browsing the main page and click the bots that look interesting. Even though it's only a few minutes to rate and comment on a bot, nobody is going to rate every single bot they see. Instead people comment and rate only the good bots.
Personally I'm not a fan of long descriptions, just a short story about your bot is enough, the pictures do the rest.
Another thing you can do is comment and rate a lot of bots, that way people start to know you and will comment on your bots.

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mickaeldu52
1 year ago
Thanks ^^ I know all of those things but the problem is that it shouldn't work like that, if there are ratings it's to rate good and bad, problem only the good are rated :S And i don't really like the fact you have to comment just so that peoples rate you, it should be something everybody should do. But i understand that not everybody likes rating bad bots, but sometimes even the good bots get forgotten :c
ED209mk2
1 year ago
Forget to rate :p

Ratings 6.5 context and 8.0 presentation
ED209mk2
1 year ago
Maybe try this Internet universal rule : start a Controversial topic and keep trolling XD

Ratings 6.5 context and 8.0 presentation
mickaeldu52
1 year ago
Maybe but it's gonna be hard to do this here :p Thanks
ForbiddenUser
1 year ago
Make a flashy thumbnail and give the people who saw your thumbnail a reason to not back away.Add a lenny.I will come rate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)b

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mickaeldu52
1 year ago
Problem is that i've only have Paint, shoud i download a Lenny Thumbnail with some Photo Flash ? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Thanks for rating my friend :)
AWDRoboCraftian
1 year ago
Get gimp, it's free.
ForbiddenUser
1 year ago
͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) A fellow paint user! Well.you are welcome btw.

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Shafty420
1 year ago
People click for the looks of the thumbnail. That is why you see on every single one of my bot I have a fancy thumbnail. If you cant take a good picture, you are screwed here.

If you cant build something that looks good, you will get very few rates. If you are a new person, or just someone without a history of good bots, you will get very few rates.

This site is pretty dead, and that is what you have to deal with.

And about the tutorial... Well, contradictory to what others say, this is pretty well though out, and it has good diagrams, so a 10/10 sir

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mickaeldu52
1 year ago
I know that the thumbnail is an important point, but it's pretty sad to see that it must be THAT important (I would love to do some but all i have is Paint :S)

The problem is that you're right ... This site is too close to the death now and we can't do anything to save it exept extend his life by a little . . .

Thank you so much for understanding ^^ And thank for the ratings and favourite !
Shafty420
1 year ago
You should be proud of what you built. Not proud because you showcased it of garage, but because you built a beast for the battlefield,

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mickaeldu52
1 year ago
I am proud of what i did, i am proud of my bots, this is why i never said anything, but now some peoples are living this too, and when we want to share this, we get ignored :S This is why i'm doing this, because when you're proud of something you want to share it and show to others peoples what you're capable of and help them inproving their bots or making bots that will make them proud of their bots too, but it failed and get ignored. I could also stop publishing but why shoud i do this as it's not my fault ?
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